Field and Stream, "the world's leading outdoor website." Here's an excerpt:
It’s time to announce the winner of our latest caption contest, and what a contest it was. First off, many thanks to Dexter the Dachshund for actually retrieving the bumper [retrieving training tool] during our quasi-photo shoot. Who would have thought?
And big thumbs up to the gang at Zink Calls for our prize: a great Power Hen 2 duck call ($125).
The winning caption was Dotcomaphobe. Drum roll, please…
Oh, yeah? I've seen you shoot. If you can call yourself a hunter, I can call myself a gun dog.
Read all the entries at Field and Stream.