Here's that look which is all too familiar in a Dachshund Lover's household when it's time for breakfast. Your Long and Short of it All host 'Joey' displays that "feed me now, you're 5 minutes late" Dachshund mind meld. I'm such a good boy. I will die from starvation. I must have food. You WANT to feed me. My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. Resistance is futile.