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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Medieval Tomb Unearthed By Badger!


They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer, so we keep a keen eye on what's happening in the world of Badgers.  Apparently a badger in the Motherland, in the eastern state of Brandenburg, has unearthed the 12th Century tombs of two medieval lords.
We haven't been this excited since a wirehaired Dachshund unearthed a 2 million-year-old fossilised mammoth bone way back in 2007. 

Via The Daily Mail:

Badgers might be known for being a menace in gardens by digging up lawns, but the creatures have proved they can be useful by helping German archaeologists uncover the graves of Medieval warriors.
An artist saw the badgers digging up bones and called experts to find out what the creatures had uncovered.
Archaeologists expanded on the badgers' helpful excavation work to uncover eight graves, including two skeletons that appear to noblemen.
This nobleman above was buried with a bronze belt buckle of a snakes head, a double edge sword and bowl by his feet ( all pictured). Archaeologists said he was a well-equipped warrior. Scars and bone-breaks show that he had been hit by lances and swords, and had also fallen from a horse.

Read more at The Daily Mail.

Yes, they're kinda cute, but don't let them fool you!

Monday, August 19, 2013

Bad Dachshund



Sigh.  It's Monday.  But don't fret Dachshund Lovers, this little Russian guy who goes by the name of 'Mr. Pepper' will kick off your week with a bang.  Embrace it!

via youtuber Always Hungry Cat who has a couple more similar videos that you need to check out.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Retro Dachshund Boast

Judge:  Mrs. Mary Nelson Stephenson    Handler:  George Gomes

A Sterling Son of a Sterling Stud!  OUR NEWEST CHAMPION:  None Such True Grit:  This outstanding puppy took only two months to finish with 3 Majors.  On the way he had a BOS over a Group-placing Special.  He is pictured finishing on the New England circuit at 11 months.
Congratulations to Ch Ventebe's Draht Timothy, his sire, owned by Peggy Westphal.  "Timmy" is a handsome dog with a remarkable record.
GRIT is already proven, and in view of his tender age, offered for Limited Use as a stud.  We hope he will follow proudly in his father's footsteps. 

MARK and EDITH DON DERO
599 East Main Road, Middletown, RI 02840


via the American Dachshund magazine, October, 1972

Friday, August 16, 2013

24 Things Your Dachshund Can Do For You

Captain Your Ship
 
What has your Dachshund done for you lately?  Quite a lot apparently.  BuzzFeed put together a group of 24 photos with Things Your Dachshund Can Do For You, so check them out.  We're busy little tykes, huh?  Have a great Friday!
 
 
Spice up your front lawn

 
 
Read you poetry before bed

Dachshunds To Watch Out For

Go, Louie, GO!

Louie breaks into a run, giving a preview of the speed he will bring to the 18th Street Farmers’ Market Wiener Dog Races on Saturday in Scottsbluff, Nebraska.
It will be the second race for the 18-month-old Dachshund, who raced at the Scotts Bluff County Fairgrounds last year.
“It’s funny to watch. It’s chaotic, at best. In a way, it’s so bizarre that it’s something to see,” said Chuck Hall, Louie’s owner.

Via the Star Herald. 

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

The Dogfather



Petco is taking submissions for it's latest contest where you can submit a video or essay explaining why you're a great pet parent, and you can win $50,000 plus $50,000 for the Rescue organization of your choice. 
Here's a nice entry for Dachshund Lovers.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Smart Dogs: Puppy Training With 'Lincoln'



If 'Lincoln' the 12-week-old Dachshund puppy can do all this, your Dachshund can do absolutely ANYTHING. 

By youtuber Jenny Trigg.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Is That A Dachshund In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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Not to make light of a bad situation - okay, maybe just a little bit - but police are looking for a man who allegedly stole two puppies on Saturday from an Orlando, Florida pet store by hiding them in his pants.  First he put a Pug down his pants, walked outside, came back in, and then put a Dachshund down his pants.  The thief had entered the store with another man, a woman, and a toddler, who provided distractions.  Let's catch these perps!  Via Click Orlando. 

Sunday, August 11, 2013

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Vintage Dachshund Pride


Well, aren't you proud of your Dachshund?


Mid-century photo source unknown.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Caught Live On Camera! Amazing Wiener Dog Rescue - L.A. City Lifeguards and L.A. Port Police



It's riveting, and we LOVE it, so hold on to your seats Wiener Dog Fans.  Via youtuber Frank Meza:

At 1900 hrs Los Angeles City Lifeguards were called to assist Los Angeles Port Police with a wiener dog that jumped over the dock and owner was unable to reach underneath the docks. LA Lifeguards were more than happy to lend a helping hand! Lifeguard Acosta entered the 58º water at LA Harbor and successfully executed a modified rescue tow!

Thank you to LA Port Police, Lifeguard Acosta and Lifeguard Meza of Cabrillo Beach.

Wienerschnitzel Wiener Nationals 2013



While on our little break this summer, we missed this year's pawsome promo for the 2013 Wienerschnitzel Wiener Nationals at the Los Alamitos Race Course in Los Alamitos, California.  This video ROCKS.  Better late than never, as they say.  Hope everyone had a great time.  And turn up the volume.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Dachshund Vs Golden Retriever

A Golden Wiener?  A Wiener Retriever?

This photo is making a splash on the net - it was originally posted on Reddit a few days ago under the title "This is what you get when you cross a Dachshund and a golden retriever."  Some 1300(!) comments later, it was posted to MSN where they noted:

You've got to wonder how this happened: "You've got a lot of confidence for a dog your size. I like that," a golden retriever said flirtatiously to a dachshund. "Well, today's your lucky day, because I've got a thing for tall blondes," the dachshund replied with a roguish wink. After a few dates in the park, a coy game of tug and war, the love of a lifetime blossomed between the fetching couple, and along came this guy, a gorgeous golden retriever-dachshund mix. You don't see this kind of dog very often, but we sort of want one. He makes us believe all those romantic comedies about how opposites attract.

What do you think this doggie is?  An English Cream?  An odd but pretty red longhair?  A red longhair mix?  Or is he/she really a Dachshund/Golden Retriever mix?

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Dachshund Reproductions: Dachshund Boot Scraper

Collector's Corner:  We've seen many of these vintage Dachshund Boot or Foot Scrapers reproduced over the years, but this is the first time we've seen the 22-inch granddaddy of them all remade in modern times.  The vintage ones will run you anywhere from $100 - $300, but now you can get a brand new one for $145 at Rejuvenation.  Don't forget to account for shipping on these bad boys - they weigh 26 pounds!  From Rejuvenation:

We went to great lengths to find a service animal with this much skill and personality. After hunting through a pack of other hounds, we finally came across a 100-year-old dachshund boot scrape and the original factory mold on ebay. It was love at first sight for us, and we're sure you'll feel the same about our solid cast-iron reproduction. Weighing in at a hefty 26 pounds, Fido won't budge before he's helped guard your home from mud, snow, and other shoe-borne messes. The pick of the litter, indeed.

Related:  more history on Dachshund Foot Scrapers

Dachumercial Fail: "Dachshund Dog Breed Info"


Expectations of a riveting and knowledgeable Dachumercial are low when they misspell Dachshund in the opening title. Sigh.  New video by Pet360. 


Monday, August 5, 2013

A Note From Rowdy and Bette: The Summer of Love


We just wanted to pop in and let you know that yes, we ARE still alive and all is fine at The World Headquarters of 'The Long and Short of it All.'  We've appreciated all the notes and comments with concerns about our absence.
It's the Summer of Love, 2013.  Good Lord.  We've never experienced a doggie in heat in our entire lives, and hopefully, we'll never experience it again.  We'll spare you all the sordid details. but suffice to say that your busy new hostess 'Bette' most definitely did NOT like the little undergarments Dad tried to get her to wear.  She spun herself in circles trying to get it off until she nearly passed out.
All the neighborhood dogs are lining up on the sidewalk outside the fence, but Bette has both eyes set on our neighbor, 'Martini,' a tall handsome 11year-old chocolate smooth pharaoh hound-lab mix who lives next door.  And your host 'Rowdy' is simply beside himself over the rejection. 
We're waiting on Bette's spay until she's more fully grown.  It seems you don't want to spay or neuter too early, and definitely not too late -  it's a fine line - but we're going to wait until she's at least 12 months old or so for the procedure. 
We tend to think that many dogs are getting spayed and neutered too early these days - and sometimes with good reason, but please be sure and make an informed decision with your vet if you're in a similar predicament.  Here's an awesome recent study to investigate.... https://www.avma.org/News/JAVMANews/Pages/130401s.aspx

All of this of course leads us to this new video by youtuber y cozican - featuring what many consider to be the hottest song of the summer.  Turn up the volume and have a great Monday!  You know you want it.



Tuesday, May 28, 2013

THE DACHSHUND


THE DACHSHUND
 
My funny features may abound,
Short legs, long body, low to ground,
But I'm about the perfect pal
For man or woman, boy or gal.
I'm gentle, very playful, kind.
I housebreak fast
'Cause I'm refined.
I'm smart but never sly or foxy,
No!  Don't underrate the Dachsie!



By John J. Kelly III
age 11

Via the American Dachshund magazine, October, 1972.  Unrelated Mid-Century photo source unknown.

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'The Long and Short of it All' Turns Six Years Old

Your hosts 'Bette' and 'Rowdy'
 
It's not the most exciting Dachshund news in the world at the moment - nothing you should go and shout from the mountaintops - but 'The Long and Short of it All' turns a whopping 6-years-old today!  That's an eternity in the world of the world wide web. 
We just got back from an extended vacation, and we're still catching up with everything that has happened while we've been off sunning ourselves.  Thanks for all the emails and comments about some pretty exciting Dachshund news events that occurred while we were away.  We'll get to those later this week.  In the meantime, it's our anniversary - so we're gonna relax and work on our tummy tans just one more day.  We gotta look hot for speedo and bikini season.
 
 
 
This concludes post number 3,147. 

Monday, May 27, 2013

Memorial Day Memories: Bombs Away!


Long-time readers of The Long and Short of it All know that we take extra time and effort to post military-inspired Dachshund photos and stories on Memorial Day and Veterans Day. On this Memorial Day 2013 we bring you this fun little German image circa WW1 - 1914, from Rowdy and Bette's personal collection.  We hope you had a great day remembering the men and women who died while serving in our United States Armed Forces. 

If you are a new reader at The Long and Short of it All, you will definitely want to visit the archives for some absolutely amazing military-inspired Dachshund tales and images:
 

 
 

Dachshund Homecoming Video

Happy Memorial Day

Veterans Day and Dachshunds

Dachshunds in Pop Culture: Fritz and the "Jane" Cartoon Series

Dachshunds in History: The Saga of Sgt. Wally D. Hund

Dachshunds Reunited with their Dads in the News

Dachshunds and Veterans Day

Dachshunds Teleconferencing with their Dads in Iraq in the News

Dachshunds in History: Mimi, A Most Unpopular Dog During WW2

Memorial Day Dachshund: Meet Gus

Dachshund News Roundup! - story on Vietnam War Veteran Jim Quick and his dachshund

Dachshund News Roundup! - story on Iraq War Veteran Scott MacKenzie and his new rescue boy

Dachshunds in History: Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark!

Dachshunds in History: Dogs of War

Vintage Dachshund Barbarism


Pillage, Massacre, Sacrilege, Outrage, Barbarity, Inhumanity - will the good folks on this Earth ever get along?

WW1 image circa 1916; Rowdy and Bette's personal collection.
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