(Photo: Alexander Nazaryan)
Thanks very much to Alexander Nazaryan, Deputy Op-Ed Editor of the New York Daily News for writing in with a link to his latest piece. Hilarious! It's a bit too short to excerpt, so here it is in all its entirety for your reading pleasure:
Once, there had been a crust of pizza that she managed to eat off the sidewalk. Oh, it was so many years ago now, but the faint taste of pepperoni flooded back, as had Proust's taste of that youthful madeleine, and with it, all the memories of her canine life that she was now inspired to record for eternity.
Quickly she wrote, for she knew that soon her master would demand she go out for her evening poop.
We'll be first in line when Pookie's novel comes out.