We know we're treading on thin ice with this joke, but here goes:
Q: If your dachshund is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dachshund, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
When we told this to our friend 'Peaches' she replied: I assumed it was because a man always listens to his wiener.
Have a great Friday.
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