If you're looking for that perfect Dachshund t-shirt that's a little different than the usual "I Heart My Wiener," you can't go wrong with this fashionable "Hot Dog" t-shirt available from Deerdana. At $60, it'll cost you though. Check out another Dachshund t-shirt they have as well with two Dachshunds on a blanket.
Thanks to Andrea Bothum for sending in the link!
My what big teeth you have.