It's finally here. The best invention since neuticles. After years of waiting and hearing about such novelties for humans comes "Doggie Lover Doll" - the world's first sex doll for dogs. Tired of humping the covers, a favorite pillow, a favorite toy, or your human's leg?
The Doggie Lover Doll is nearly anatomically correct, and it even looks like a Dachshund. Sure, you may have a thing for big fluffy bitches** like Joey does, but when she won't give you the time of day, and your Dachshund sister is also your littermate, this may be the perfect solution.
The Doggie Lover Doll website also notes health and behavior benefits:
During the doll’s test period with a few canines, the pets showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation. In other words, the dogs live a better life, satisfying their repressed sexuality, in some cases for many years.
Get yours at Doggie Lover Doll.
Tell 'em Joey sent ya.
**This is a DOG forum, no harm intended.
Have a great day!