Here's what every Dachshund Lover needs: Dachshund dog ear buds. We can picture you now, walking around the city with your dachshund cap, dachshund t-shirt, a leashed dachshund or two trotting close behind, and a wiener dog through your head. Show your Dachshund Love! Via the charming new off-beat website called Whales and Wiener Dogs. Find the ear buds for $12.95 at Patina.