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Schweppes Bitter Lemon: You are looking at a practical girl. Last year, during the Bitter Lemon draught, even Commander Whitehead could spare her only a six-pack.
This year, she isn't taking any chances. As you can see above, she's hoarding cases of Schweppes Bitter Lemon.
Bitter Lemon is the newest triumph of the House of Schweppes. It was an immediate sensation in England. In America, connoisseurs are drinking it as if there were no tomorrow.
Schweppes Bitter Lemon is a great mixer. You'll get a remarkably good drink when you mix it with gin, vodka, bourbon, rum - you name it.
Schweppes Bitter Lemon is also the first adult soft drink. It has a tart, lemony taste. So sophisticated, that it's the only soft drink children don't like. All the more for you.
The extraordinary demand for Schweppes Bitter Lemon goes on and on. So, rush to your store now!
Caution: To get the real thing - make sure the label on every bottle reads "Schweppes Bitter Lemon."

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