Funny Poem for My Dog
By: Bill Browne
I went outside to take a pee,
My daddy found a tick on me,
He washed the pillows, He washed the sheets.
I thought he was going to wash my treats.
He vacuumed the room,
He washed my bed,
After washing me he combed me
from tail to head.
Now here I sit on the top stoop,
Afraid to death to take a poop,
But que serra, Whatever will be.
Please god don't let him find a tick on me.