A smooth-haired Dachshund and a long-haired Dachshund were walking down the street. The smooth turned to the longhair and complained, “My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a wirehair and I’m as nervous as a cat." “Why don’t you go talk it over with a psychiatrist?” asked the longhair. “I can’t,” replied the smooth. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
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Hoot!!
Oh, really, you two are so easily amused! Try this one:
The Pope, the President and Brittany Spears walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" ;^)
Cute joke, Karen but what does it have to do with dachshunds???
The joke only goes to prove the hosts are easily amused - and too polite to point out it's not really a doxie joke!
Carson, Rowdy & Bette,
Just remembering the amazing and beloved Maggie & Joey Bording. They and your are in our prayers each day.
Cinnamon's Humans
and the PA Piebalds
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