Thursday, August 12, 2010

Dachshund Humor

A smooth-haired Dachshund and a long-haired Dachshund were walking down the street. The smooth turned to the longhair and complained, “My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a wirehair and I’m as nervous as a cat." “Why don’t you go talk it over with a psychiatrist?” asked the longhair. “I can’t,” replied the smooth. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

5 comments:

Alicia said...

Hoot!!

Karen Hening-Speedone said...

Oh, really, you two are so easily amused! Try this one:

The Pope, the President and Brittany Spears walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" ;^)

Anonymous said...

Cute joke, Karen but what does it have to do with dachshunds???

Karen Hening-Speedone said...

The joke only goes to prove the hosts are easily amused - and too polite to point out it's not really a doxie joke!

Anonymous said...

Carson, Rowdy & Bette,

Just remembering the amazing and beloved Maggie & Joey Bording. They and your are in our prayers each day.

Cinnamon's Humans
and the PA Piebalds

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