An elderly spinster who was a Dachshund Lover agreed to look after and house her neighbors’ black and tan smooth while the neighbors went o...

Apparently this is a birthday card you can find.  Thanks to the Dachshund Lover who sent it in!

A smooth-haired Dachshund and a long-haired Dachshund were walking down the street. The smooth turned to the longhair and complained, “My li...

"Made in Germany, corrected in England."  Early 1900s German postcard.

"There are roving packs of coyotes in New York, and they're brazen. Today I saw one spreading mustard on a Dachshund." Late S...

Q:  Why did the Dachshund bite Rush Limbaugh in the ankle? A:  Because he couldn't reach any higher.

The Rev. Robert Cooper blesses 'Vangie,' a Dachshund-mix owned by student Carol Ann Van Zant at St. Peter Catholic School in Coving...

Thanks to our pal 'Polly' for sending this in!

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Q: What did the handsome hungry Piebald Dachshund say after his meal? A: "That hit the spots." Have a great Friday.

Good old humor never dies. From The Chicago Daily Tribune, February 12th, 1905. Time in Transmission. "I never know," said Fi...

(click image to enlarge) Sunday's Drabble via comics.com. Thanks to our pals Sampson, Tommy, and Gina Marie for the link!

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We know we're treading on thin ice with this joke, but here goes: Q: If your dachshund is barking at the back door and your wife is yel...

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner ...

Three dachshunds - one long-hair, one wire-hair and one smooth are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a...

(click image to enlarge) Now No Tricks On Mama. Vintage image looks to be from the 20s.

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a ...

I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of fi...