Only Dachshunds Could Be Crafted Into Such Compromising Positions

Sometimes we scratch our head and wonder....what were they those humans thinking?  Spring may be a time when a young dog's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love, but did you humans have to immortalize it in ceramic?  Thanks to our pals Samson, Tommy, and Gina for sending in the link to this wayward couple up for auction over at eBay.  According to the description:  A RARE 1950's PAIR OF MINI DACHSHUNDS. THEY ARE 2 SEPERATE PIECES THAT CAN BE DISPLAYED IN A MATING POSE!  BOTH STILL HAVE THE NAME LABEL PRESENT. THE GIRL IS CALLED WIFF AND THE BOY (HAS PRIVATE PART) IS CALLED PIFF. WIFF MEASURES 1 1/4" TALL.  

And then of course is this fairly rare German Rosenthal Dachshund.  He ain't sittin' pretty, that's for sure.  The version in a red coat seems to be a little more common than this black and tan.  This piece recently sold at auction for over $300, and measures just under 3 inches tall.  These pieces sometimes sell for over $500.

Can we get a little privacy here?