Cross-dressing Dachshund Keeps Annoying People Away From Your Home

Beacuse you need more Dachshund stuff.  Via Random Good Stuff:  A small investment will give you a lot of peace – so much joy, so much fun! Shoot, can’t figure out if it’s just for indoors or not. Oh well, at least guests are not going to stay for a long time.

Available at Collections Etc for just $14.99:  Greet guests with this motion-activated “pup for all seasons.” Motion sensor detects when visitors approach and activate the dog’s bark. Complete 9-pc. set comes with 3 seasonal double sided welcome signs and wardrobe of 5 holiday hats. Polyresin. Requires 2 “AA” batteries.