How Do Pirates Know That They Are Pirates?

They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

Shawn Lapaglia, 4, adjusts the pirate hat on his dachshund, 'Moose,' while the pair waits with others to take the stage for a costume contest at the third annual Wiener Fest on Saturday in College Station, Texas. The event was a benefit for the Brazos Animal Shelter.  Source.