Dachshunds are the center of the universe. So tell us something we DON'T know! Woof, WOOF!Scientists have located the center of the universe and found a dog there.
A team of astro-nanomoleculists at the University of Freelovenburgspeil, Dortman, charted the infinite and ever expanding universe to pinpoint the location of the Big Bang and the center of it all.
Radio telescope measurements, backed by data from the Hubble telescope and astronauts at the International Space Station looking out the window, reveal barking from the second planetoid from the I2D42Cp star.
However the scientists are unable to explain why the pan-dimensional dog at the center of the multi-verse is a dachshund.
Read all about it The Spoof.
And so the Dachshund Revolution continues.
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Although I work for NASA, I can't verify that a dachshund is in the center of the universe, but if they could talk, I bet you they'd tell you that!
ReplyDeleteOn a more serious note- We just started working with Coast-to-Coast Dachshund Rescue, and they saved a really beautiful little wirehaired doxie's life. They're an amazing rescue. For litte "Murray's story" you're welcome to visit our blog for updates on him.